Jokes

These jokes are all from the Boy’s Life Magazine. You can find the official website at http://boyslife.org/.

Scout 1: What do you get if you cross a dog and an antenna?
Scout 2: I have no idea.
Scout 1: A golden receiver.

A book never written: American Victories by Norman D. Beech

Mike: Do you have any sodium jokes?
George: Na.

Teacher: Why are you doing multiplication problems on the floor?
Student: You told me to do them without using tables.

A Book Never Written: Mathematics Made Easy by Cal Q. Lator.

Danielle: Did you know the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference?
Ken: Really?
Danielle: Yep, he acquired his size from too much pi!

Joker: How is 5+5=11 like your left foot?
Batman: How?
Joker: Because it’s not right!

Two Scouts camping in their backyard wanted to know the time, so they started singing at the top of their lungs. Then one of their neighbors threw open his window and yelled, “Cut the noise! Don’t you know it’s 3 o’clock in the morning?”

A Book Never Written: What Usually Happens by General Lee.

A Book Never Written: “New York Architecture” by Brooke Lynn Bridge.

Jokes will be updated every Monday. Be sure to write them down if you don’t want to forget them!